THESE BOYS WILL IGNORE ANYTHING TO KEEP THE CONVERSATION GOING. HEHE

Recently, I decided that I needed to make an impact on the world. after many hours of contemplating the worlds biggest problems I determined chat room fueled masturbation was pretty high on the list. I’ve decided to become the most annoying “female” on the internet. Men have no choice but to believe my false identity, but also must deal with my annoying nature. Their masturbation session is thus ruined and their time is wasted. Some might say I’m saving the world, but really I’m just saving the universe one caps locked sentence at a time. You can call me sally, my alter ego’s name.

WELP, TIME TO GET BACK TO FUCKIN UP THE WEBZ YOU SILLY MOTHERFUCKERS. ANY BOYS WANNA CHAT? 17 F TEXAS!